Friday, January 4, 2013

Your 2013 Product Horoscope



Our Product Psychic has studied the stars and consulted her crystal ball. 
Here are her predictions for 2013:
Product Monger 
You bravely forge ahead and let nothing come between you and success.  You are masterful with the tools of your trade.   Next time, don’t be so quick to help out a co-worker with a broken PowerPoint – let them learn for themselves.
Product Myopic
You have deep expertise in your domain.  Your research papers and RFP responses have helped win many a deal.  In the new year, look around you and expand your horizons -time has come for you get involved in new projects!
Product Mogul
No opportunity is too big for you.  Your determination and the alliances you have formed over the years make you unstoppable.  In 2013, Your product’s market share will grow and grow.  There are no boundaries other than those inside of you.
Product Mother
Under your loving care, your products have flourished and matured.  In the new year, don’t be afraid to let go of some of your products lines – they are big enough now to start portfolios of their own.
Product Maverick
Far away from the pack, you do your own thing. Your ideas are so original and your insights so fresh, customers love them.  2013 might be a good time to start your own company.
Product Mercenary
You will do anything to make your customers successful.  Go ahead, lower the pricing, and add a few items to your requirements spec.  It will all pay off!
Product Moper
You know too well where all the hidden defects of the product are.   Make a fresh start this year:  Spend less time reading the bug database and the support logs, and instead focus on the benefits your product delivers.
Product Magician
Nobody knows how you do it.  Just when disaster is about to strike, you come through with breakthrough innovations and brilliant value propositions.  Keep the magic coming, but please give the developers a chance to refactor.
Product Marathoner
You have tremendous stamina.  You fly on red-eyes, preside over long meetings, and write the most complete specs anyone has ever seen.  This year, give yourself time to recover, and you will be able to drive yourself even further.
Product Mediator 
Working in cross functional teams, prioritizing requirements, and harmonizing portfolios are what you do best.  Everyone wins under your leadership.  In the new year, make sure you negotiate some rewards for yourself!
Product Matchmaker
You understand that in a complex marketplace, products need strong partnerships to succeed. You are a master of alliances.  Be careful in the new year: Channel Conflicts may limit the growth of your product and it’s up to you to resolve them.
Product Moron
You have a fresh outlook.  You are not afraid to ask questions, and your ability to state the obvious has helped clarify countless requirements.  Be on the lookout – a mentor may be ready to help you to the next stage.

If you are not sure which sign you are, or if you would like a personal reading to help you with your product success in 2013, call the psychic product hotline at 4 ALLYO 7974. Standard rates apply !

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