Product Management Jokes

A product manager walks into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender snarls, "What'll you have?"
The product manager says, "Got any reference customers?"
The bartender spits and says "We don't have reference customers here, we serve drinks, now get out!"
The product manager hops off the stool and walks out.
The next day, the same product manager walks into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any reference customers?"
The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve reference customers here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"
The product manager hops off the stool and walks out.
The next day, the same product manager walks into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks, "Got any reference customers?"
The bartender, infuriated, pounds his fist on the bar and yells at the product manager, "I told you two times we don't serve reference customers here, we serve drinks! If you ask me that ONE
MORE TIME I'm going to nail your ears to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"
With that, the product manager shrugged, hopped off the stool and walked out.
The next day, the same product manager walked into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked, "Got any nails?"
The bartender, puzzled, said no.
The product manager then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any reference customers?"